And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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