I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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