I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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