We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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