4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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