she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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