I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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