So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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