If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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