when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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