Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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