i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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