that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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