Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You surviving the open bar?
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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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