Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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