FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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