Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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