If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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