That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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