yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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