He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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