I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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