it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
that is very illegal...i love you.
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