I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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