Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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