I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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