I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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