Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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