Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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