before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Are my feet made of real feet?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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