I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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