I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
