I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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