your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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