what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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