And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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