"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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