Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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