this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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