I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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