I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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