Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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