Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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