i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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