How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
