love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
kristin has been a bad kristin
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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