yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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