you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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