"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
