Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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