Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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