I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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