So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
