have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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